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@3sunzzz: [sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious!

Waiter: Ma'am, you can't try drinks on other tables. Please sit down.

[sips martini] *sigh* [sips margarita] Now THIS ONE is delicious!

Waiter: Ma’am, you can’t try drinks on other tables. Please sit down.

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