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@BroIsMeeeee: "sir do u know why i pulled u over"
*shrugs*
"License-
*hands cop box of crayons*
"sir plea-
*hands cop coloring book*
*cop starts coloring*

“sir do u know why i pulled u over”
*shrugs*
“License-
*hands cop box of crayons*
“sir plea-
*hands cop coloring book*
*cop starts coloring*

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