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@briangaar: "Sir, I need you to explain your resume."
Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters
"Current job?"
I pee on things I don't like

“Sir, I need you to explain your resume.”
Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters
“Current job?”
I pee on things I don’t like

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