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@DillDoes: Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning
"You mean Diabetes?"
Ooh look at me, I'm a patient that knows all the diseases ooh

Sir it would appear that you have sugar poisoning 
“You mean Diabetes?”
Ooh look at me, I’m a patient that knows all the diseases ooh

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