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@BuckyIsotope: Sir, the children at the petting zoo are unhappy. They think our animals are lame
*stares off into distance*
We're gonna need a bigger goat

Sir, the children at the petting zoo are unhappy. They think our animals are lame
*stares off into distance*
We’re gonna need a bigger goat

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