@animaldrumss: Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive.
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@beefman138: I will never refer to 'drunk me' or 'sober me' because that implies the second one exists.
@elle91: A haiku to my boss who asked me to work this weekend: Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha no
@WetzelGeek: Woke up this morning with a pillow over my face, hearing someone muttering "...it would be so easy..."