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@Timmsmiff: "sir we don't hire people to be mannequins"
Me:*strikes mannequin pose*
"No, sir we don-"
M:*new pose*
[under breath] "damn this guys good"

“sir we don’t hire people to be mannequins”
Me:*strikes mannequin pose*
“No, sir we don-”
M:*new pose*
[under breath] “damn this guys good”

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