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@ibid78: "Sir your résumé says you can read minds."
"Yup. And you're thinking 'Why would he put that on a résumé?'"
"Oh. My. God. You're hired."

“Sir your résumé says you can read minds.”
“Yup. And you’re thinking ‘Why would he put that on a résumé?'”
“Oh. My. God. You’re hired.”

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