@mdob11: 'Siri, am I an alcoholic?', I whisper into my burrito.
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@adultblackmale: if you told 18 year old me that in 10 years i'd be thinkin about harriet tubman on 4/20 instead of weed, i'd have said "whos harriet tubman"
@Julie_Cooker: Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time.