@CauseWereGuys: Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
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@weinerdog4life: As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit
@lloydrang: I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher.
@Sassafrantz: When people stay in a horrific relationship instead of breaking up, I assume they killed someone together.