@CauseWereGuys: Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
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@Shock_Monster: I am a master ninja with my ability to hide silently when someone rings my doorbell.
@panmidwest: THERAPIST: what's wrong? WIFE: he speaks in typos ME: EVERYTHING IS JUST FIND BRENDA! THERAPIST: ok maybe we should take 5 ME: food idea
@NoogsCorner: Superwife! Gets pissed faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than your longest friendships. Leaps your decisions in a single bound.