@CauseWereGuys: Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why..
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@anna5skin: my mom and my little brother switched phones and my mom received this text and I am crying lmaooo
@jakob_huber: Ant: I found this book of what humans call us. I'm an ant Dung Beetle: What am I called? Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels
@animaldrumss: [overhears guy saying economy is bad] [later, at family dinner] no trust me, the last thing you want is an economy. those things are so bad