@markydoodoo: "Siri, what are the side effects of Valium?" I mumbled into the tv remote.
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@Eightinchgoat: *Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*
@JaiWalker: *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* *panics* OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE? *son walks in with powered toothbrush* *buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* thank GOD.
@KevinFarzad: Sometimes u see the moon during the day and it's like, wow, how embarrassing. Showed up early because you were bored? Get a life, nerd moon.