@Jenny4ashley: Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?
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@marcia_bee: Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!
@phaggots: Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once
@Thee1_4U: Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I've been one for 30 some years now.