@Just_Jess_Again: Siri, where are my pants?
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@FreddyAmazin: 3 horrible things in life: 1) Seeing your mom cry. 2) Seeing the love of your life fall in love with somebody else. 3) Slow Internet.
@KyleMcDowell86: *puts stethoscope up to chest* Dr: I dont hear..U don't have a heart Karen "Did my ex Kyle put u up to this?" *Im in the bushes giggling*
@darinlovesbacon: I once stayed in a motel that was so seedy, the Bible in the drawer only had 7 commandments