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@Adyaces: Siri, where did I go wrong?
Siri: How long you got?
@DevilryFun: Wish a poltergeist would move in so there'd be someone else to blame when I lose my shit.
@mdob11: Bachelor: Will you accept this rose?
Me: Do you have any food?
@rachelle_mandik: *ruins your party with a can of Serious String*
@VampireIguana: Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening
@jordan_stratton: Am I financially wealthy? No.
But am I rich when it comes to relationships, happiness, and experiences? Still no.