@illuminatedwndr: Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad
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@EyeSeeYou619: Skrillex sounds like that time I threw a bag of beer bottles into an empty dumpster & a homeless dude yelled jibberish at me for waking him.
@dril: fired for "unleashing rats at work" which is bull shit first off because they don't make leashes for rats
@JessObsess: You really only have 2 options: 1. You can be miserable bc you're fat 2. You can be miserable bc you're hungry