@illuminatedwndr: Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad
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@Jodesaroo: Forget waterboarding, just put a cold hand on my belly and I'll tell you anything you want to know.
@3sunzzz: M: There was yelling and pushing! I've never been trapped in a mob! I was so scared! H: It was a 3rd grade field trip. M: I BROKE A NAIL!
@Kyle_Lippert: You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?