@UncleDynamite: sistine chapel
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@paperphotoyo: Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover what's wrong with me.
@bencoffeehall: My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that.
@better_off_dad: Her: ‘We should have another kid.’ Me: *puts on Teletubbies marathon* ‘Say that again in 6 hours.’