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@Fred_Delicious: *sits down in a classy as hell bar*
"barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..."
*lowers shades*
"$200 every 4 months"

*sits down in a classy as hell bar*
“barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn…”
*lowers shades*
“$200 every 4 months”

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