@MeganBaca1: Sitting behind a couple in this theater that's making out. I'm gonna lean forward and whisper "This is nice" in a minute.
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@TuffyNyC: If they took all the money spent on making Godzilla movies, they could've probably just made an actual Godzilla by now.
@themorris23: On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.
@KenJennings: I don't really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids' history textbooks.