@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
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@jrza206: her: how about we go to this restaurant? I heard it's earned two Michelin stars me: [trying to impress] my car has four Michelin tires
@briangaar: *interrupts parent & child on bus* Actually thats not true, Wolverine has died many times *they get up* Your mother cant shelter you forever