@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
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@JaymayAllDay: You know what celebrity they should get for Dancing With the Stars? That plastic bag from American Beauty.
@AnOrangeSNES: *Walking with wife listening to Dust In The Wind* Me: This is our song. *A dude walks by listening to it* Me: That's OUR song! GIVE IT BACK!
@wolfpupy: no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden
@Sulky_Girl: My therapist told me cats are not babys, so i let my let my baby shit in his office.