@Sassafrantz: Sitting on my hand until it gets numb so it feels like someone else is folding my laundry.
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@shariv67: The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need.
@I_Am_Iron_Dad: Don't look at me like that, Barbie. We're both stuck in this playhouse. Just drink your tea. The toddler will tell us what to do next.