@hmcpherson17: Sitting outside the dentist office eating Oreos, b/c I think everyone should earn their pay.
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@Moldy_Jellybean: I haven't had a good nights sleep since I started wondering what holds up those blocks in Mario.
@SardonicTart: I waited for so long at the doctor's office that by the time they called me it was time for my follow-up appointment.
@DebasaurusRex: Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't.
@pinupteacher: After seeing my dog scoot her butt across my rug, I've decided I need to up my break dancing game.