@chuuew: [sitting up to eat my ice cream] I feel my core getting stronger already
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@MarfSalvador: me: [flicking through memory book] aww and this is my first pet, hammy the hamster gf: you know you could have just taken a photo
@matt___nelson: *pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*
@Mr_Kapowski: *eating before going in Costco* "Now I won't overeat samples* [5 mins later] *slams cup down* "Hit me again" "Sir, that was motor oil"
@AndrewNadeau0: BELLE: *Trying to be polite* So, why do they call you Beast? BEAST: *Legitimately surprised and hurt* People call me Beast?