@chuuew: [sitting up to eat my ice cream] I feel my core getting stronger already
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@BatBatshitcrazy: My Rice Krispies were speaking in tongues this morning, so I'm pretty sure the end days are near.
@abbycohenwl: Boss: I hope you didnt think about work while you were on vacation Me: I don’t even think about it when I’m here
@TFriss: If you watch Harry Potter backwards, Voldemort is really good at zapping people back to life and turning Harry into a baby.