@badbanana: I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all.

@Gre_Gone: *caches football thrown from off screen* "Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*

@lonelydandruff: we r all Mehmet

@JuliePee: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower

@misfarber: Poor helium. I like to imagine there's a shelium out there somewhere, waiting gaseously