@NurseSeymour: "Size DOES matter", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos.
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@ComedicBust: Me: Can I please sleep? Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. Me: But I hate that song! Brain: I don't give a shit! Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5...
@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.