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@AnkCoupleTO: *skydiving*

Jumper: Where's your parachute?
Married Guy: Don't need one
J: There's no chance of survival
MG: Not trying to beat the odds

*skydiving*

Jumper: Where’s your parachute?
Married Guy: Don’t need one
J: There’s no chance of survival
MG: Not trying to beat the odds

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