@MiddleageM: Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs...
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@donni: Surprise parties are great. Depress your friend by pretending to forget their birthday, then terrify them briefly
@mompsychologist: Me:"If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us." 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!
@GinAndJif: Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?