@MiddleageM: Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs...
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@brennadine: [First date] Him: Can you pass the- SOMETIMES WHEN I SLEEP ON MY STOMACH MY CAT LIES ON MY BACK LIKE A TINY SURFER