@EJGomez: [slams on the brakes]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYED BOTH TWINS IN THE PARENT TRAP
@IamEveryDayPpl: *sinks into depression*
Depression: "Wrong hole."
@MCaparco: When people see ghosts, why aren't they naked? Do clothes die and become ghosts too?
@TheNardvark: "Sir, do you have any dietary restrictions?"
@freshestginger: *Librarian walks in* You know what's great kids? You don't need wifi to read a book!
*Someone in the crowd yells "NERD"*
@InternetHippo: EARTH: Let's just be friends
MOON: Ok I understand [circles the earth for 4 billion years]