@EJGomez: [slams on the brakes]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYED BOTH TWINS IN THE PARENT TRAP
@TheTweetOfGod: Stuck in church. Everyone’s singing “What a Friend We Have in Jesus”. Damn, My son has some stupid friends.
@DurtMcHurtt: Nuff said? No seriously, what did Nuff say?
@KeetPotato: [my 1st day as spelling bee host]
your word is policy
"can you use it in a sentence"
um i think hes an undercover cop, he looks a bit policy
@meaganbb1: I like when I wear my glasses because then I have four-eyes I can roll at your ridiculousness!
@jonnysun: if somone acidentaly walks in while ur in the bathroom, do not react at all. this avoids embarasment & makes them wonder if they are a ghost