@ibid78: *slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*
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@CatherineLMK: Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
@IvoryGazelle: Well, actually, FBI is not an acronym; it's an initialism, because you can't pronounce it as a word. Mom: This is why you have no friends.
@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.