@ibid78: *slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*
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@FreckleMcPickle: Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base.
@SeanINCypress: Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?
@Lovestained555: My 5yr old eats chicken wings with the precision of a hitman cleaning his rifle.