@ibid78: *slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*
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@ieatanddrink: A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth
@panmidwest: GOD: no work on the sabbath or I'll kill you ISRAEL [hasn't had a day off in 400 years]: awesome! GOD: what ISRAEL: we mean…oh no so hard
@steveolivas: I'm gaining weight because it's hard to carry around this much "awesome" in a standard-sized body.