@ibid78: *slaps the shit out of a fish with a slightly larger, more confused fish*
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@GensPlace: Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle.
@Freudianscript: People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing.
@MrIceMachine: Happy imagery of the day: A mouse dressed as a pirate sits on your shoulder while you work and pretends to steer you holding a potato-chip.