@bingowings14: I tried some Dirty Dancing in a neighbour's herb garden. I had the thyme of my life.

@peterjames48: You're leaving Twitter? For good? That's too bad. We'll miss you. See you next week!

@JKNenagh: Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep but once a month it's shark week.

@SortaBad: If you don't want to be there today, just say "I'm just here for the food and hopefully some good commercials. Also congrats on the wedding"

@AdmiralAkbrown: The trouble with cops is if one's a douchebag you can't ask to speak to a manager.