@jimmytorosian: Slave: I know a way to escape
Hipster slave: My friend Harriet has a better way. You probably haven't heard of it. It's really underground.
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@MartaEffing: Someone just used the phrase, 'that's a big load', on this conference call, and suddenly I'm paying attention.
@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
@missekay: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "supprt your local beaver" or maybe it said "support your local brewer" either way it's sound advice.
@dafloydsta: [speed dating] HER: So what do you- ME: How fast can you order a pizza? HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT
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