@causticbob: sleeping beauty
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@thatUPSdude: Your potato salad recipe is not a "family secret", your uncle Ray who cooks meth in his trailer home is a family secret.
@slimmy_shady: Breaking news!? Shark sighting off Daytona shores. It's the ocean! That's where they live. I saw a bird in the sky. Report that too!
@itshotterhere: I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face.