@Swishergirl24: Sleeping Beauty is my favorite Disney movie where the curse sounds amazing.
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@Bagyants: The term "Expecting a baby" implies uncertainty. Like we're almost sure it's a baby, but could also be a bushel of potatoes, who knows
@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.
@weinerdog4life: One time my dad caught me doing homework and made me eat an entire pack of calculators
@IamEnidColeslaw: I tell people my parents are divorced, but technically we lost my mom in a corn maze