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@clindsaysway: Sleeping Beauty taught me that:
1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land
2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you.

Sleeping Beauty taught me that:
1. I’m not the laziest girl in the land
2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you.

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