@just1fool: Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food.
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@thatUPSdude: Can't figure out if my dad is defusing a bomb or trying to answer his cell phone. It's tense! "The green one dad, not the Red one!"
@kimlockhartga: I should get something accomplished, but the cat wants me to sit with him right now.
@anna5skin: my mom and my little brother switched phones and my mom received this text and I am crying lmaooo
@thedailymarker: When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart.