@just1fool: Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food.
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@aveuaskew: Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is.
@EndhooS: Doctor: Are you allergic to anything? Me: Cats Doctor: Anything else? Me: Grease Doctor: is that everything? Me: Most musicals to be honest.
@Reverend_Scott: Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce.
@Underchilde: If hearing “I love you” was enough, we’d all buy parrots and live happily ever after.