@duplicitron: *sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*
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@hamspamtymaam: If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance.
@GrantTanaka: My wife is gone for the next 3 days, so if any ladies out there want to come over & yell at me to take out the garbage & not have sex, hmu
@Dutch_50: Anyone else notice Independence Day is July 4th? Maybe we can work it into our 4th of July celebrations.