@duplicitron: *sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*
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@WilliamAder: It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart.
@brianbowman73: There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one.
@Boleyngirly: I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.