@BabetteJones: Slept with my makeup and now my pillow looks like the shroud of Revlon.
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@lovemydogduck: During the day I don't believe in ghosts, But at night I'm a little bit more open minded
@iAmDelFreaky: Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. 😂
@Book_Krazy: [A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? "Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."