@markedly: [slipping DJ $20] my good sir would you turn it down a skooch
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@atragedyoflove: my parents got an amazon echo for christmas & all they do is shout at it & get disappointed by all it can’t do. i've been replaced by alexa & it’s great.
@ClichedOut: Me: *walks to counter* One large fry. Cashier: Sir, there's a line. Me: Oh, they're not with me.
@Dawn_M_: What do you mean you don't know what Care Bear would win in a fist fight? Get off me, this sex is over.