@ChillE_ConCarne: When my child is born I'll paint flames on him so when I stand with the other parents at the nursery I can say "Thats my son. The fast one."

@coalslag: Lackadaisical: when you have misplaced your daisical.

@Kendragarden: I say "Have a good one" instead of "Have a nice day" because I'm so mysterious. One what? You just don't know!

@PhuckinCody: *watches a show about global warming* Yeah whatever, doesn't affect me. *watches a show about bear attacks* Would I be able to take a bear?

@Tommytoughstuff: [A giraffe walks into a scarf shop] *The managers eyes turn into dollar signs*