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@SortaBad: *slips the attendant $20* "make sure you pick me out a good one"

Sir this is a daycare...

"uh huh *winks* a daycare"

*slips the attendant $20* “make sure you pick me out a good one”

Sir this is a daycare…

“uh huh *winks* a daycare”

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