@abbycohenwl: Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over
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@dyldonot: [consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokémon collection?
@DrDogMD: Patient: Doc, my stomach is killing me. DR DOG: *scratches chin* Have you tried eating grass?
@brennadine: Is there something about me that suggests I want to hear about your smoothie cleanse, because I can change.