@ScottLinnen: Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire.
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@JermHimselfish: Do you think Lil' Wayne went to the tattoo parlor and said "Make my face look like an 8th grade girls trapper keeper"?
@Smug_Lemur: Good News: Got rid of the skunk smell on the cat using hydrogen peroxide, dishsoap & baking soda Bad News: the cat now looks like Billy Idol
@KoKeniSasquatch: Teenagers. Can't live with them. Can't get rid of them without bringing the cops around.