@ScottLinnen: Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire.
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@3sunzzz: Dentists that pass out lollipops at the end of your child's dental cleaning, are passing out little pieces of job security.
@Wine_Honey1: People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen
@jlock17: The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song.
@TheAlexNevil: Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested