@BritXNic: *Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble.
@OneLastStranger: Brains are awesome... I wish everyone had one.
@JiminyKicksIt: You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia.
@bazecraze: Are you a cat person or a person person?
@WarrenHolstein: Melania Trump says her husband is "not Hitler." That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands.
@CantEven101: Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card.