@BritXNic: *Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble.
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@robfee: Not to brag, but most of the problems that take Dora the Explorer 30 minutes to figure out, I can solve in like 18-20 minutes.
@UNTRESOR: The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground.
@90spideypool: when you're jamming to an old-school r&b song and someone older than you ask "what you know about this?" me: