@BritXNic: *Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble.
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@fred_dog: Do you know how many poisonous apples I'd have to give out before I was considered to be the fairest in the land?
@robfee: Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet.
@robdelaney: As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway.