@BritXNic: *Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble.
@Kim_pulsive: How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat
@titletown__: <- sleeps well with others
@froghammer: Mom, dad... I'm gay. I didn't know either, someone on the internet told me
@juliussharpe: I root against my college football team. That place put me $80,000 in debt. It'd be like rooting for the bank that holds your mortgage.
@jake_lach: She said I'm 'barely tolerable,' which means there's still a chance