@BritXNic: *Slowly breaks up with you, word by word, during a game of Scrabble.
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@PAPIKAIBITCH: SOME GIRLS GET BEATEN UP BY THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND STICK AROUND SAYING "I SEE SOMETHING IN HIM" LIKE WTF YOU SEE??? A REMATCH?
@HatfieldAnne: Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity.