@theshantilly: *slowly unwraps a candy bar as neighbor talks about her new diet
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@alldrolledup: One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week
@rockymomax: [bar] HER: wanna get outta here? *winks* ME: hell ya HER: whatya thinkin? ME: lets go to my place and arm wrestle HER: what? ME: u scared?
@jjhartinger: 1995: [goes to store, video is rented] Maybe next time 2017: [netflix takes 5 mins to load] This is a nightmare