@donni: Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
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@causticbob: I was 14, my dad caught me drinking. 'Dad, that's the first time' 'That's a lie, no one ever gets caught the first time.' So I robbed a bank
@LetMeStart: Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some.
@cbdoubleu: [Gets arrested] Officer: You get one phone call... *hangs up a few minutes later. Can you turn the radio up? I requested a song.