@donni: Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
@AristotlesNZ: Me: Diets suck. Why I gotta do it too?
Her: No I in team
Me: Isn't 1 in diet either.
Her: Yes there..
Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
@Hormonella: Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street.
@SwoonTwang: Why would a needle even be in a haystack? Who sews in a barn?
@SunniWestbrook: OMG. I saw Leonardo da Vinci trending and thought he died.
@TheDailySchmuck: *makes third wish*
Lastly, I want to be irresistible to women.
[Transformed into really nice handbag]