@nPhelendriqal: Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce.
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@Darlainky: If I had the money to get some work done, I think I'd have them start with the dishes.
@aparnapkin: Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks
@TomHerringbone: I can't believe there's a sex offender registry. Who's buying gifts for these people?