@nPhelendriqal: Slugs are obviously snails that have been through a divorce.
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@lovemydogduck: Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow.
@noog: Put on sunglasses. Now run past a crowd of people with your index finger on your ear screaming "SNIPER HAS BEEN SPOTTED SIR"
@omgthatspunny: This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.