@figgled: Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying
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@o__0Dev: On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week.
@Ideal_Victoria: Just once, I want someone to look at me and say, “That’s her. She’s the one” And not follow it with “who ate cake out of the garbage”
@rachelle_mandik: Whenever I hear a lady in the next stall trying to unwrap a tampon as quietly as possible I yell, "HEY, IS THAT CANDY? CAN I HAVE SOME?"