@_Mo_lee_: Smallpox sounds so adorable
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@Scott_A_Gilmore: Ladies, if he says he would go to the "end of the earth" for you and then he goes missing, check Finland.
@Fred_Delicious: "IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THE PLANE???" [i stand up super fast & knock myself out on the luggage compartment, requiring another doctor]
@nikkithecanuck: Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I use beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver