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@ThaJawn: *smashes bag of Oreos
*pours on top of salad
@TheBlessMess: My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.
@QueefTornado: Watching a birth is beautiful.
Not knowing any of the parties in the delivery room & singing Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It" will get you arrested.
@mattZillaaaa: I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them
@SamGrittner: My wedding will be open casket.
@Kendragarden: It's important to vary your diet. Like, yesterday I had popcorn & a margarita for dinner so tonight I'm having popcorn & wine for dinner.