@donni: Smile for the camera. Laugh for the pencil sharpener. Dance for the refrigerator
@: Someone sent this to me and it’s bone chilling in its accuracy
@louisvirtel: You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it.
@meganamram: Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
@primawesome: Showering at a woman's house is like being at an open bar for conditioners.
@AksharPathak: My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater.