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@ShaunRightNow: Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress.

All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done.

Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. 

All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he’s done.

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