@DamonHunzeker: Smoke alarms are stupid -- like I'd ever forget to smoke.
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@murrman5: brent use the shallow end why you're not a strong swimmer I am so *jumps* [doesnt surface because I have $1.75 worth of change in my pocket]
@nbadag: WIFE: please come out of there so we can talk ME: [from cardboard box] i'm sorry come out of where? WIFE: [sigh] please exit the spacecraft