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@realHamOnWry: *smudges lipstick*

*smears eyeliner*

*gets mascara on earlobe*

*never tries make-up sex again*

*smudges lipstick*

*smears eyeliner*

*gets mascara on earlobe*

*never tries make-up sex again*

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